Man Almost Loses Genitals, But How Far Did He Walk?

Miffed Wife Reportedly Snips Hubby's Penis

OK...After Lorena Bobbitt, this is hardly an original way to get back at the husband, so in that sense it's not really shocking news.

What caught my eyes was how very specific the article is how about how far to get help: 1,640 feet (For the uninitiated that's about 1/4 of a mile). Who did the counting and why was it necessary for us to know with that level of precision? Seems to me they kind of focused on the wrong details, doncha think?