Does he have the right to break up with her?

Female convict wins right to nicer presents

What's a woman to do if she's "dating" a man and he doesn't give you nice enough presents, the natural response is to...sue him, of course! That is the surefire way to win the heart of a man when you're behind bars...

I'd like to think this couldn't happen here in the U.S. because the case would be laughed out of court, but in my heart I know it hasn't happened here only because no one has actually tried yet...